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 | Dallas Ships Almaraz to San Diego Tuesday, April 1st , 2042 Proving the old adage that one man's trash is another man's treasure, the Jets announced today the acquisition of a 9th round draft pick and $35,000,000 in cash from the San Diego Luchadors in exchange for 29-year old C Roberto Almaraz. "This isn't the deal of the century," acknowledged the Jets, "but we think it will improve the direction of both teams." Lifetime Almaraz has hit .228 with 368 hits, 63 home runs, 204 RBIs and scored 188 runs. |   |
